The Argentines have been steadily ratcheting up the pressure on the Falklands for the past few years, and yesterday the Argentine Foreign Minister met with the Secretary General of the United Nations to air the South American country’s grievances.
I spent a fair bit of time studying the history of the United Nations some years ago, and took part in a few model United Nations debates. Therefore you could say I have a bit of an insight into how the organisation works. It is certainly not an idyllic, righteous organisation like it was intended to be. In reality, it is dominated by the large block of non-aligned countries who vote en-masse, and in particular ex-colonial countries who still have a chip on their shoulders about imperialism. Hence Britain often comes in for a bit of a bashing at the UN.
Lets look at the history of Britain and decolonialisation. Britain effectively gave up much of her Empire post-1945, and it has to be said, handled it much better than other decolonising countries, such as France, Belgium, Holland, and even Portugal. Yet somehow that fact seems to go un-noticed. Seeing the Falklands through the prism of colonialism is misleading, as the islands themselves never had any kind of population before British settlers arrived over two hundred years ago. At that point, Argentina did not even exist. Argentina itself is a nation of settlers – in the last Argentine census, only 1.6% of the population declared themselves to be descended from Amerindians. In that case, when are the other 98.4% going to be catching a flight home to Madrid?
To any observer with more than one brain cell, the Argentinians are shooting themselves in the foot by marching to the United Nations under the banner of colonialism. The United Nations is based on one fundamental tenet above all overs – that all human beings are born free and equal, and have the right to choose the kind of governance under which they live. Therefore, effectively Argentina wants to over-ride the fundamental principles of the United Nations, by annexing a country that is populated by citizens who wish to chose a different path for their destiny. 70 years ago, such policies drove Europe to war. The United Nations was founded to prevent war, yet by constantly listening to the Argentines morally and intellectually bankrupt histrionics, the UN is emboldening Fernandez Kirchner’s regime.
The Argentine Foreign Ministers claims about British escalation were also clearly untrue. We need to be very clear of the difference between nuclear POWERED submarines and nuclear ARMED submarines. South America is indeed a non-nuclear zone, a treaty to which Britain has long been a signatory. But think about it – Britain has four Vanguard Class Ballistic Missile submarines, which are armed with Trident nuclear missiles. These are to provide a nuclear deterrent against countries which might threaten a nuclear strike on Britain. Despite the end of the Cold War, this pretty much constitutes Russia. And perhaps China and some rogue states. Out of the four Vanguard class boats, usually one is ever on patrol under the waves. Why would Britain denude her nuclear deterrent by sending a sub to sit off Argentina? In any case, using nuclear missiles on a country like Argentina would hardly help Britain’s cause.
Now nuclear POWERED submarines are different – we have more of them, of the Astute and Trafalgar classes. But there is no limit on them going anywhere, as they only carry conventional torpedoes, and Tomahawk missiles. There is a distinct possibility that there is one in the South Atlantic, but that could have been the case at any point over the past 30 years since the Falklands War. The faint possibility that there might be one there now does not constitute an escalation. Neither does sending the new Type 45 Destroyer HMS Dauntless, nor sending Prince William on a tour of duty as a Search and Rescue Pilot. Both are completely routine deployments. In the case of Dauntless, the Type 45′s are replacing the Type 42′s which used to perform the South Atantic patrol task. Vastly improved, yes, but hey thats called progess and technology. And it seems to have escaped Buenos Aires attention that a Search and Rescue deployment is a humanitarian function – a yellow Sea King isn’t likely to start dropping depth charges.
Claims of a four fold increase in military assets are also laughable. The garrison of the Falklands has remained at the same levels for years – at sea a patrol vessel, a destroyer, perhaps an RFA and the ice patrol ship; on land a roulement infantry company and a Rapier detachment; and in the air four Typhoons, a VC10 and a Hercules, and the two Sea King SAR’s. Increasing that fourfold would give us the following:
- Four Destroyers and Frigates – including a couple of Type 45′s
- Probably another OPV
- Couple more RFA’s – with that level of RN deployment, need tankers and supply ships
- An Infantry Battalion – lets say, 2 Para?
- Every Rapier launcher we can get
- 2 Squadrons worth of Typhoons
- More refuelling and transport aircraft
- A few more helicopters for sundry tasks
Wow – that’s quite some force we have in the South Atlantic. Actually, if we had all of those assets in the Falklands like the Argentines are insinuating, they probably wouldn’t be able to take the islands. Ironic, eh?
I thought that the British ambassador at the UN did a very good job of rebutting these sensational but ludicrous claims. I, on the other hand, have been thinking about a career change for some time. I’m good at writing fiction – perhaps I could apply to become an Argentinian diplomat?
- Argentina: UK sent nuclear sub to Falklands (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
- UK to “robustly” defend Falklands, Argentina seeks UN aid – Reuters (reuters.com)
- Taking it to the UN: Argentina to formally accuse Britain of introducing nuclear weapons to the Falklands (dailymail.co.uk)
- Head of UN calls on Britain and Argentina to avoid escalation of row over Falklands as Buenos Aires says dispute has turned ‘nuclear’ (dailymail.co.uk)
- Argentina in UK ‘nuclear’ claim (bbc.co.uk)
- BBC News – UK sent nuclear sub near Falklands, says Argentina (worldwright.wordpress.com)
- National News: ‘Nuclear’ accusations dismissed (coventrytelegraph.net)
- Argentina to state Falklands case at UN (independent.co.uk)
- Falklands Row: Nuclear Claims ‘Absurd’ (news.sky.com)
- War of words at the UN as Britain says Falklands claims are ‘rubbish’ (independent.co.uk)
- Argentina accuses UK of deploying nuclear weapons near Falkland Islands (guardian.co.uk)
- Cameron vows to defend Falklands ‘properly’ from any Argentine threat… as islands’ paper calls Kirchner a ‘bitch’ (dailymail.co.uk)
- UK and Argentina must stop ‘escalating’ conflict over Falklands, says Ban Ki-moon (telegraph.co.uk)
- Newspaper Labels Argentine Leader A ‘Bitch’ (news.sky.com)